Remember, kids, it's okay to drink your drug, but not to smoke it.
Middle-management icon Tobias Fünke has taken the day off for mental health.
Or, in his words: “Smoke some weed, watch some Hi-Def Discovery channel stuff, be moved by the images of nature to read Henry David Thoreau, grow depressed by how remote my life has become to nature and how I’m nowhere near where and what I dreamed I’d be, smoke a LOT more weed, go next door to rouse my hippie neighbor out of his hammock for some hacky-sack in the alley (which is impossible to describe without sounding homoerotic), BBQ-ing, ordering pizzas, and drinking beer, till the day comes full circle and I pass out while watching Citizen Cane as I mouth the word ‘Rosebud,’ and proceed to drop my half-full beer on my pristine Persian rug.”
There’s always next year, Tobias.
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